Entry No# 01 Dance with Death

So tricky to begin this cavalcade of crap, but here's as good a place as any. If this doesn't scream cheap 90's erotica-thriller...or 'Thirotica' as I like to call it, then nothing does. The blonde Pam-Anderson-clone beach babe languishing across the phalic weapon and the thick title font screaming dread.. So delightfully awful.

Never mind the chicks got a missing leg and is apparently only about 6 inches tall, shes still hot. Put her on the box art! What's the betting she doesn't actually appear in the movie?

IMDB synopsis: A string of murders at a local strip joint give a reporter the chance to do undercover investigation. She gets a job as a stripper at the establishment, where she befriends some of the other women, who know more about what is happening than they have publicly admitted. As she gets closer to the truth, her life is put in jeopardy.

Oh, this screams Oscar!

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